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In space, no one can hear you sigh dejectedly when all you have is Coors Light to wash down that Facehugger.

Sundance by the numbers: 1/21/2012

# of films screened today: 48, including shorts programs
# of paparazzi who kept asking Aziz Ansari if he’d be funny for them: 5
# of films I saw: 2 and a quarter
# of combined energy drinks consumed: 6
# of buses taken: 6
# of interviews performed per interviewer: 2:1
# of actual meals consumed: 1
# of words written excluding twitter and this: tk

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Sundance by the numbers: 11/20/2012

# of Main St address not on physical Main St: 780
# of films screened: 78 (including shorts programs, because they’re not real films)
# of dollars to take car from Park City to Salt Lake City proper: 99
# of my room: 28
# of walk outs during P&I for Under The Pink Sky: 15
# of hours I slept last night: 8
# of hours spent on plane: 6 hours
# of Red Bulls had: 3
# of Cliff bars: 1

I didn’t like Attack the Block (I have no soul), but I think I could learn to if it were more like this parody song Joe Wright made.

I normally try not to say this phrase because

  • A) It originated on 4Chan
  • B) It originated on 4Chan
  • C) I actually dislike using the third word as an “offensive” adjective because fuck that. 

However, this trailer has forced me to say this:

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.

Annual reminder that Go-Go Yubari from Kill Bill has a lucrative side-career as a cover singer for anime theme songs.