Idiot Savant Online too

I'm John Lichman, notable unnotable writer and production person. I write things that may or may not have to do with film, the internet and other pour decisions in life. Here are links where you can find things I was responsible for:

the Original Idiot Savant Online:: Twitter:: The House Next Door Writing:: Lichman and Rizov Podcast Archive:: HND@Grassroots Podcast Archive (Season 2):: ~~The Rotten Tomatoes Show~~ canceled,lol:: ~~Spout~~ indiewire didn't bother to keep the archives:: IFC:: ~~current_movies blog~~ current flushed my content off site. thanks olbermann. You can find me occasionally on UGO, ~~FilmBuff~~ (sometimes even as "FilmBuff") and dancing for nickels near Matt Torrey's. Write to me and offer me pity, pittance and if you're interested it coming onto the Grassroots podcast so we can drink and mock Vadim: john dot lichman at gmail dot com.

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Friend 1: Ugh. What a creepy billboard.

Friend 2: Agreed. That makes me never want to buy a mattress from Leeds.

Friend 1: Look at him. He’s a grown man wearing little boy pajamas.

Friend 2: And not just little boy pajamas, but little boy pajamas from the 1930’s. I mean, who wears a hat to bed?

Friend 1: Yeah, how has that ever been comfortable?

Friend 2: And that creepy death stare.

Friend 1: If he’s asleep, why aren’t his eyes closed?!

Friend 2: He’s staring at us like a guy in a bar who wears too much leather.

Friend 1: Hey, any leather is too much leather.

Friend 2: Burn.

They high five.

Beat.

Friend 1: And he’s sleeping on the word “Leeds”. If their mattresses were really comfortable, wouldn’t he be sleeping on that?

Friend 2: Everything about him screams, “I’m an evil rape elf and I can’t wait for you to fall asleep…”

Friend 1: “On one of my mattresses because I live inside of them.”

Friend 2: Ugh. What a creepy billboard.