- You will eat wraps.
- The Way/Out door is now in your therapist’s office.
- Rover is always hiding behind hills.
- Magneto has a metric fuck-ton of pills to give his wife.
Things I Now Know About Orwellian Societies
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The Cold Open I made with Chris Hardwick & Felicia Day for Attack of the Show. Finished it 15 minutes before it went live on the air…whew.
this reminds me of the time i was at a trader joe’s in hollywood and i had a six-pack of sapporo in one hand and a bag of potatoes in the other. and i turned around and saw kate micucci and said, “oh my god, kate mi-chu-chi.” and then i noticed she was horrified by what probably sounded like “ogndgmkschushi!!”
i almost ran out of a trader joe’s with a six-pack and a bag of potatoes.
the moral of the story is you should just carry a guitar around to kill awkwardness.
No wonder Zombies are always popping up.
Everyone’s already in Hell!
“I’m a man on a mission.”
Did someone say GALLOWS HUMOR WEDNESDAY?
I think someone did!
Well, the underwater stuff is pretty real because, you know, there’s no air.
John Cuscak on 2012 [nymag]
