What’s the difference between Hulkamania and Santorum? One used to wrestle...– A joke I was about to tweet that died mid-sentence. Godspeed, failed timely political humor.
I am the apex predator!– Dialogue from Chronicle. In fact, it’s pretty much begging to be the rallying cry for all nerds before they engage on telekinetic warfare.
That Time I Accidentally Reasoned Out The Skrulls...
Because they’re following a god into battle. And because I don’t feel like thinking about a Bob Marley documentary I need to go see.
jonahray: GUMBLE (episode 3) Fuck. Yes.
A Horribly Weird Thing
When I got my foot examined today the first thing that went through my head: “Oh my god, she looks like April O’Neil!” The porn star. Not the beloved fictional news anchor from TMNT. And then I felt incredibly embarrassed because I tried to flirt with the foot doctor who was making sure I have no broken bones. If you’ll excuse me, I’m off to twist my other...