March 2012
26 posts
“What’s the difference between Hulkamania and Santorum? One used to wrestle...”
– A joke I was about to tweet that died mid-sentence. Godspeed, failed timely political humor.
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“I am the apex predator!”
– Dialogue from Chronicle. In fact, it’s pretty much begging to be the rallying cry for all nerds before they engage on telekinetic warfare.
February 2012
22 posts
That Time I Accidentally Reasoned Out The Skrulls...
Because they’re following a god into battle.
And because I don’t feel like thinking about a Bob Marley documentary I need to go see.
Watchjonahray:
GUMBLE (episode 3)
Fuck. Yes.
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A Horribly Weird Thing
When I got my foot examined today the first thing that went through my head:
“Oh my god, she looks like April O’Neil!”
The porn star. Not the beloved fictional news anchor from TMNT.
And then I felt incredibly embarrassed because I tried to flirt with the foot doctor who was making sure I have no broken bones.
If you’ll excuse me, I’m off to twist my other...
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