Doing It Wrong: The Vodka Tampon Edition →
Here's a bunch of stuff I'm amazed to have seen in... →
i don’t know about you, but thinking back about how this whole “Internet” thing works blows my mind.
Actual Headline of the Day: D.C. Elementary School... →
“I just realized…I’m now gonna be on The Soup, aren’t I?” To which I’m sure the cackling of PA legion capturing clips in the Comcast Building on Wilshire Boulevard reached far and wide today in Los Angeles.
I went for a ride in Bellflower's flame-throwing... →
cineboobs: and it was awesome. Who doesn’t want to ride in a car that requires you to strap in with a harness? Epic. —Erin
The Weirdly Engrossing Production History of Men... →
And then Mike Tyson shows up.
Business Insider: AOL FREELANCER: We All Just Got... →
Winner of: "...this almost could be legit..."
OFFICIAL MEMOFrom: Ms. Mariam SobhFax Number: +44 84458 83458Phone Number: +44 70359 40876Re: Investment Partnership We are consulting with you on behalf of President Hosni Mubarak who just stepped down few days ago as Egyptian Leader. President Hosni Mubarak is in daring need of a sincere partner in a lucrative investment window. At present, our client has an urgent need for...
The Price One Pays To Eat at Potbelly
Me: I'd like a big A Wreck.
Cashier: So you'd like a big A Wreck for here or to go?
Me: Oh, I'll take my A Wreck's to stay. Wait. Oh. A-Wrec-ked. Erect. Heh.
Me: I'm so sorry. I didn't mean...it's funny. Right?
Cashier: ...that'll be seven twenty-six to sit here and handle your big a wreck by yourself, sir.
BREAKING: Local Austin Theater Chain Now Sells... →
Famous Objects from Famous Movies is like Hangman... →
Whiskey Makes You Frisky
Older Woman: Are you done eating?
Older Woman and her two friends begin moving toward our table.
Friend: But we're clearly not done drinking and just ordered another round of cocktails.
The trio cluck disapprovingly at us, slowly morphing into wine-guzzling hens.
It's like BLACK SWAN if BLACK SWAN were NO STRINGS... →
We’ll spare you the gory details—but let’s just say they involved...– The author confuses “spare” with “grossly overshare.” She did not do well in school. via.
Truly, All The Good Media Jobs Are Gone →