March 2011
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Doing It Wrong: The Vodka Tampon Edition →
Mar 30th
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Here's a bunch of stuff I'm amazed to have seen in... →
i don’t know about you, but thinking back about how this whole “Internet” thing works blows my mind.
Mar 24th
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Mar 22nd
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Actual Headline of the Day: D.C. Elementary School... →
Mar 17th
WatchWatch
“I just realized…I’m now gonna be on The Soup, aren’t I?” To which I’m sure the cackling of PA legion capturing clips in the Comcast Building on Wilshire Boulevard reached far and wide today in Los Angeles. 
Mar 17th
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I went for a ride in Bellflower's flame-throwing... →
cineboobs: and it was awesome. Who doesn’t want to ride in a car that requires you to strap in with a harness? Epic. —Erin
Mar 16th
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The Weirdly Engrossing Production History of Men... →
And then Mike Tyson shows up.
Mar 14th
Business Insider: AOL FREELANCER: We All Just Got... →
Mar 14th
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Winner of: "...this almost could be legit..."
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Mar 13th
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The Price One Pays To Eat at Potbelly
Me: I'd like a big A Wreck.
Cashier: So you'd like a big A Wreck for here or to go?
Me: Oh, I'll take my A Wreck's to stay. Wait. Oh. A-Wrec-ked. Erect. Heh.
Cashier: ...
Me: I'm so sorry. I didn't mean...it's funny. Right?
Cashier: ...that'll be seven twenty-six to sit here and handle your big a wreck by yourself, sir.
Mar 12th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 9th
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BREAKING: Local Austin Theater Chain Now Sells... →
Mar 8th
Famous Objects from Famous Movies is like Hangman... →
Mar 7th
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Whiskey Makes You Frisky
Older Woman: Are you done eating?
Friend: Yes.
Older Woman and her two friends begin moving toward our table.
Friend: But we're clearly not done drinking and just ordered another round of cocktails.
The trio cluck disapprovingly at us, slowly morphing into wine-guzzling hens.
Mar 7th
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Mar 6th
It's like BLACK SWAN if BLACK SWAN were NO STRINGS... →
Mar 4th
Mar 3rd
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“We’ll spare you the gory details—but let’s just say they involved...”
– The author confuses “spare” with “grossly overshare.” She did not do well in school. via.
Mar 3rd
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Truly, All The Good Media Jobs Are Gone →
Mar 1st