January 2011
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If I Were A Capable Producer: The SSS Brotherhood
So, some dude is going to play Superman.
Immediate thought: a secret video tape that Warner Brothers made after the initial Superman franchise to any future actor who had to engage in the role. Feature testimonial from all recent former Supermen (Dean Cain, Tom Welling,Tim Daly, Brandon Routh) on how to deal with the joy of being Superman and the inevitable crash when you give it up.
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Steampunk Sarah Palin Comic Combines Two Sad... →
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The Bane of the Comic Illiterate →
…listen, I’m a huge Batman/Nolan nerd. I’m sorry. I wax all grad student-y about why Bane and Catwoman are great villains. I’m sorry.
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“There she was, baby on her hip, thick hair piled up high, chin out, defiant,...”
– The winner for 2011’s “Worst Sentence in a Thinly Veiled Political Novel.”
From the New York Times’s review, here.
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“Mega Python vs. Gatoroid” will receive a red-carpet premiere, the first in the...”
– Well. That’s something.
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Fox shoots man →
or, IN SOVIET RUSSIA FOX SHOOTS YOU.
both acceptable to run as headlines for this.
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On Being Freelance
It’s a lot of fun to say you’re a “freelancer.” It sounds like a really cool futuristic job where you make your own hours and thumb your nose at The Man while eating ice cream for breakfast.
The actual truth has more to do with applying constantly to full-time gigs to save up enough money so I can move back to New York and blow way more money on an apartment deep in...