May 2010
21 posts
Do you live in Los Angeles? Come buy my kitchen... →
I’m in West Hollywood. Powder blue Ikea dresser barely used and looks awesome: $25
Retro cherry red kitchen table in great condition, 2 chairs used: $35
I’m ready to part with them now. All you need to do is email me and tell me when you can get them ASAP from me.
just my name at gmail dot com.
“The series featured Gary Coleman as the voice of Andy LeBeau, an apprentice...”
– Oh, exploitable.
“Because that’s what Tumblr comes down to. There’s a vile sub-section...”
– In Which Vadim Accurately Determines How “Gawker-Style” Ruined The Written Form on The Internet.
Do try to read. It’s a bit more than the usual four paragraphs, so some people may have trouble with the sentence structure.
Sunday in Tarrytown.
“It also rained Tuesday, meaning that the more liberal, enthusiastic activists...”
– Liberals love the rain, mainly in the plain.
And so Ive landed.
“The name Gordon Gekko intentionally suggests a lizard-like nature. A...”
– This is a “reax” to Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. It also has a plot synopsis. I mean, what more do you want out of a “reax” ?
Kind of like a Clarence Williams III type of a... →
The best line from any interview with Kenan Thompson ever.
Things I Own I Would Like To Sell or Give Away
It goes without saying that you would rather get something for free than pay for it. Therefore, I will strike you a deal.
If you are not in Los Angeles, you can buy it.
If you are in Los Angeles, I will give it to you for free. And if you figure out some ingenious way to scam me out of a few dollars so you may get this thing for free, may I suggest to you this place, where you can go exercise...
“What an effing neanderthal statement, Mike!”
– Nikki FInke, fighter of women’s rights since she toldja so.
