as i made fun of a friend who is stuck in new york, the wind blew down my neighbor’s rather large tree a few inches from the window. while i heard the cracking and snap, it took me a moment to look over and see the actual fall.
i grabbed my computer and threw it into another chair that seemed to be a safe distance away from where the tree could hypothetically crash through my wall and onto me. i did not grab my cat.
my cat, also watching the tree falling towards us, did not move. she has since switched positions and continues to glare at me.
i assume this is how karma works as there are now a number of peruvian men outside taking chainsaws to the tree. especially with peruvian men and chainsaws.
These are the films that I just happened to see over the course of the year and some have not had an official release while others have. Also one I just plain ignored and then never got a chance to see. Here we go.
Best Theme Song That Makes You Want To Learn Kung Fu
Best Film Not Coming To A Theater Near You That Made Me Miss LITTLEROCK
The Wolf Knife
Best Sundance 2010 Film with David Hyde Pierce
The Perfect Host
Best Documentary You’ll Never See
The Parking Lot Movie
Best High Concept Horror Film
Best Indoctrination to Brass Eye
Best Recreation Of John Lichman’s Time In Los Angeles Sans Going Down On His Non-Existant Brother’s Dogwalker/Housekeeper
Best Meta-Film To See At Sundance and then Austin
Lovers of Hate
Best Comic Book Film
Best Detective Story/Best Ending
Best Final Shot
Eccentricities of a Blonde-haired Girl
Best Fight Sequence
Ip Man vs. 10 Black Belts
Best Film Everyone Else Saw That I Didn’t So It’ll Have To Be On This List
Best Use of Spacial Elements and Geography
Morning Glory‘s use of Manhattan/Brooklyn/Jersey City as being within walking distance of each other.
Best Use of Jason Statham in 2010