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No one warned me that the beginning involved an “African” tribe being stepped on and crushed by a Transformer. No one warned me that Michael Bay successfully managed to insult every ethnicity in The Middle East. No one warned me that the “Jigga-bots” are really that offensive. And finally, no one warned me that Optimus Prime not only rips something’s face apart...
Brett Erlich turns into a car and Ellen Fox is blown up. And more on the new episode of The Rotten Tomatoes Show.
Honeysuckle McColl Fights The Dastardly Mr....
I wrote this for a class in college which caused our professor to lecture us about “people who like to fuck with other people and writing meta-commentary about education.” I also entered it into The L Magazine’s Literary Upstart competition in 2007. Mainly because I wanted to get drunk and speak in a horrible Southern accent while reading it. Sadly, both of these things produced...
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ZOMBIELAND TRAILER!!! →
sweet sassy molassy. benjoseph: jonahray: Im in! this looks like a lot of fun. +1
great moments in not news: that hot girl is in a... →
MUSTACHE BATTLE: LICHMAN V. TRAVOLTA. Whoever wins. We lose. Well. Actually, I’d lose.
I hate people.
This Is The Saddest Thing I've Ever Seen and I Saw... →
What else can you expect from a nation weaned on kimchi, a mixture of raw garlic...– Rex Reed’s review of OldBoy [not avaliable on New York Observer website.] Because he wasn’t fired today. Andrew Sarris was.
In Which I Get On Camera To Eat Stale Frozen M&Ms for Heller’s Amusement. And because Michael Bay is a Purple M&M.
finally when i write “fan-ducking-tastic” on my iPhone, i can claim to be referencing pop culture. jonahray: Kate and Riki (Garfunkel and Oats) on CNN. for their “sex wth ducks” song.
Al Gore inspired a dance. It's called "The Bench."... →