February 2009
67 posts
It's Godzilla bukkake night
churrasco:
Mas então.
Isso foi tudo um preâmbulo pra te mostrar esses macros singelos:
Godzilla bukkake FTW.
…
Well, I saved all of them.
How to Get Work in a Recession: be 12-years old... →
The Two Acceptance Speeches You Should've Seen... →
Things I Find After Googling "Pokemon Cosplay"
Friends,
Yesterday I told you about a close friend of ours whose son was saved from almost certain moral turpitude by the power of prayer. For every child who is saved from damnation hudreds are allowed to continue their involvment with Pokemon - the crazy addictive kid-cult that kills. Let us now explore some of the unfortunate consequences of growing-up without Christian moral guidance - as you...
Apparently, you can smoke a Hookah. Filled with... →
“My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was...”
– Kayne West on his video game ideas. [Examiner]
Watch
this is far superior.
Add Glitter to your Photos
If only you could Blingee the news.
The Jamba Juice at 5th Avenue and 42nd Street was robbed at gunpoint yesterday morning. The robbery was a case of (peach) perfection with cops arriving in time to spot the assailant, but not able to capture him when he fled as swiftly as a (strawberry) surf rider. During the robbery, two employees on duty were given a (protein berry) workout as the robber, described as a six-foot black man,...
"I would like one SuperBeef please." →
“He ordered like 20 dollars worth of food” the kid stammered out, obviously...”
– Celebrities, they’re just like us.
Related: Shaq is bigger than the internet.
(via annagrimm)
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
(via interweber)
Great news, GiggleBarn still exists. I'm not... →
Video Game Staples that Won't Ever Go out of... →
Alex Pareene wins the Internet today. →
The Alternate Title: “Man, those wacky NYU Kids. Did you know I went to NYU? I did. Shit sucked—did so much blow and shit. Man, shit was off the hook. So they suck. And John Sexton is a prick. Because he, like, is the man, man. Thank god I became a blogger. Because that totally is counter-culture. And, man, did you know I went to NYU and became a blogger? And I reverse opinions when I...
“The lack of retention lends itself to having fresh content. The joke is that...”
– Fimoculous’s Interview with Moot of 4Chan (via interweber)
there’s an irony about rex sorgatz interviewing moot. I’ll let you know what it is after I learn about the state of the New York blogosphere next week.
The Best Critical Smackdown of 2009
Yes, you’re right. All arts criticism should just be a mindless expression of the pure joy of being art-ed. Whee! Look at the colors! People: stop posting this useless and literally stupid sentiment here or anywhere else where art is being discussed. WE DON’T CARE. If we only wanted to gawk, slack-jawed, at art we wouldn’t be writing about it. Because there would be nothing to write about....
The Best Idea Ever Before Valentine's Day
Law School Friend: what you need to do is find a fat ugly chick at nyu law, okay?
then what you need to do is marry her BEFORE she graduates law school. that is the key
before she graduates.
then DIVORCE soon after she graduates and in the divorce claim her law degree as marital property and BOOM you will get a percentage of her lifetime earnings.
i think that's how it works.
New York Comic Con: Not only will you see shit,...
I swear, everyone I know who went to the NYCC comics show has come down with (as it’s colloquially known) the Con Crud. This manifests as anything from Undefined Shitty Feeling With Extra Snot/Phlegm to Delibitating Chest/Head Infection With Rivers Of Green Horror to flat out 19th Century Consumption Teetering On The Edge Of Cellular Collapse. Hand sanitisers aren’t cutting it...
WatchGod Of War III: THE BLOODENING. AGAIN. FOR THE THIRD TIME.
In Which I Interview It'sJustSomeRandomGuy at... →
In Which I Went to Comic-Con, did things and had a... →
Stefan Lutak: 1920 to 2009. Services on Monday... →
