December 2009
25 posts
“I wish Kevin James’ next movie, The Zookeeper was Romanian. Instead of learning...”
– Filmdrunk.
Which is basically the home of the best headlines ever.
Our Favorite Jeffrey Wells Moments in 2009 →
Because everyone has to have one.
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In Which I Call A Great Moment and Use The Phrase... →
“It’s not secret that some publications seem more like the A.V....”
– this is my favorite thing that i’ve written today.
Guess the film.
A good plot. A family takes a road trip to a beauty pageant. Each character has some sort of flaw, (recently suicidal, won’t speak, overweight) but I never could figure out why. Their interactions were boring. The funniest part at the movie came at the end, but read more obscene than humorous. I walked away wondering what I was missing, since everyone said I should like it.
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“Does your partner have several errands to do on the weekend? Do they have to get...”
– Every weekend, my partner wants to get the kids hair cut and change the oil.
But this Christmas, I’ll know we don’t have to get the kids hair cut. I’ll also probably see a panda that eats shoots and leaves.
[via a website not worth linking to.]
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Starting Thursday, Variety will begin its rollout...
I had a good long laugh.
[Variety]
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“Our tipster didn’t point this one out, but you’ve probably noticed...”
– In Which the Irony is so thick, you could cut it with a knife? Yeah! Ok?
The Trailer for Spanish Movie is awesome. →
“Typically, those review event conditions range from comfortable to exceedingly...”
– Video Game Junkets are superior to Film Junkets.
