Today in "What Is This I Don't Even"
Ronnie Freeman JALEN, FAGEN, AND WHO ELSE WANTED SOME.. SHIT SHE WAS HOT, I RIPPED ONE AND THE GIRLS LAUGH, I PASSED GAS.. COME ON.. ME. I PASSED GAS, AND YET CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS HAD TO BE BANNED. TEACHERS STILL BELIEVE THAT WASN’T FARENHIET 9ELEVEN Ronnie Freeman we had a choice… to keep our mouth shut about a bright little boy and procedure calls to tell them to shuddup and keep up...
An Upper East Side sports bar popular with... →
aka why I can’t have nice things (i.e. Brooklyn Lager) in Los Angeles. Yet I could in Shanghai.
Yes when I got home I watched HOURS of lesbian porn to wash the cock heavy...– 7 Threatened Fanboy Responses to New Moon.
In which we walk around our new office. Tomorrow, we hunt down where the Mad Men scenes are shot and try to steal things while shouting “MAD MEN MAD MEN MAD MEN MAD MEN.”
The Funniest "Best of Decade" List. EVER. →
He recently shot Special Unit, a pilot he created... →
On a related note, Fat City, starring Stacy Keatch, is at the New Beverly on 12/16-17.
Things I Now Know About Orwellian Societies
You will eat wraps. The Way/Out door is now in your therapist’s office. Rover is always hiding behind hills. Magneto has a metric fuck-ton of pills to give his wife.
Charlie Frost is on YouTube. So is the entire... →
jonahray: The Cold Open I made with Chris Hardwick & Felicia Day for Attack of the Show. Finished it 15 minutes before it went live on the air…whew. this reminds me of the time i was at a trader joe’s in hollywood and i had a six-pack of sapporo in one hand and a bag of potatoes in the other. and i turned around and saw kate micucci and said, “oh my god, kate mi-chu-chi.”...
No wonder Zombies are always popping up. Everyone’s already in Hell!
Q: So… I’m to believe that outlasting the... →
Well, the underwater stuff is pretty real because, you know, there’s no...– John Cuscak on 2012 [nymag]
Details are sketchy, but numerous witnesses report... →