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Jul 05
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Not content at raping franchises, Lucas raped his own building.

jimmyrabbitte:

indieandyy:

Deconstruction of the old George Lucas Instructional Building at USC.

I may or may not have stood there watching this for a good 15 minutes…

Well, so much for my college haunts.

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Travis Morrison has retired and wants to hang out in Brooklyn and get facebook friends.
WHY DID I MOVE AWAY?

Travis Morrison has retired and wants to hang out in Brooklyn and get facebook friends.

WHY DID I MOVE AWAY?

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It Should Surprise No One This is in Washington, D.C.

My deceased aunt gave my two kids a Cocker Spaniel a few months back. The dog has been a terror and become overwhelming for me. I am a single father raising two young children. I cannot face telling the kids that the dog must go. I have found a good home for the dog, and just need someone to transport the dog, and play the villain.

Premise: You will be the dog walker hired by daddy (me) to walk Skittles. I will introduce you to the kids, and you will tell them you are going to help Skittles get her exercise when Daddy is too busy to walk her. At that point you will walk Skittles to your car and take her to her new family 20 minutes from my place. Then return holding just a leash. The story will be that Skittles broke free of the leash and took off. At this point prepare for crying, things being thrown at you, and possibly cursing. My kids are young and dramatic, their girls.

Pay will be $500. The job will take roughly 2 hours at best.

This job is ideal for an actor looking to diversify their role base, or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry. Acting experience is a plus, but not necessary. Please inform me of any prior experience in this kind of situation.

[Cinematical via Craigslist]

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Lifelike Intelligent Construct Hardwired for Masterful Assassination and Nullification
Get Your Cyborg Name

it is true. you should’ve seen how effective i was at killing CRACKED’s magazine.

Jul 01
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The 19 minute, 53 second interview I conducted with Bob Byington and Kristen Tucker (Harmony and Me) along with John Gatins (Dreamer: Inspired By A True Story) that I agreed to shoot & edit in camera.

The film follows Harmony (Justin/Justice Rice) after his girlfriend Jessica (Tucker) abruptly leaves him, unsatisfied with what he represents. From there it’s equal parts mediation on life, sleeping with your neighbor and wondering about the changes in your life. One of the best things I saw while at CineVegas this year, Harmony comforts you with the knowledge that everything won’t be ok; but you’ll wind up doing just fine.

That said, I also brought a copy of Kirk Honeycutt’s review of Harmony with me to ask Bob about his thoughts on one of the few negative reviews he’s received. We also learned Kirk wrote the 1992 film Final Judgment, which is about a stripper and a priest. And the priest fights to clear his name because people think he killed the stripper. Hilarity.

[current_movies blog]

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If you ever wanted a song that would inspire you to drum the shit out of a giant crab monster, let this song do that.
Jun 29
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