We’ll never tell.

We’ll never tell.

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Someone got hacked.

Someone got hacked.

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I wish I knew someone who liked wine.

So I could show this to them and say, “Here is what the Japanese do with your precious fucking wine.”

And then I’d kick them after touching the cork screw I’d have duct taped to my belt buckle.

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lastnightsmeetup: Reblog This Film Festival gpoyw-“I really don’t want to have my picture taken.” “No, I’m good at my job.” “I really don’t want to have my picture taken.” “Smile!” “…” “See? That wasn’t so bad!” “…”

lastnightsmeetup:

Reblog This Film Festival

gpoyw-“I really don’t want to have my picture taken.”

“No, I’m good at my job.”

“I really don’t want to have my picture taken.”

“Smile!”

“…”

“See? That wasn’t so bad!”

“…”

one day, i will name a production company/acid rock fusion band this. or…you know. something. it’s an awesome name.

one day, i will name a production company/acid rock fusion band this.

or…you know. something. it’s an awesome name.

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The best part about the Android 2.0 is you can pay in food stamps. [via rich]

The best part about the Android 2.0 is you can pay in food stamps.

[via rich]

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Details are sketchy, but numerous witnesses report that veteran feature editor Henry Allen punched out feature writer Manuel Roig-Franzia on Friday. The fracas took place in sight of Post executive editor Marcus Brauchli’s office. Brauchli rushed to separate the two. It should be noted that Allen is nearly seventy, but he served in the Marines in Vietnam. He also won a Pulitzer prize in 2000 for criticism. Both apparently came into play when Allen jumped Roig-Franzia.

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